Since October 20th, A2Politico has been writing about Third Ward Council member Christopher Taylor’s attempt at a miraculous political transformation from one of the Hieftje Eight—a Council member caught via FOIA by the Ann Arbor News ostensibly calling his constituents “dim lights,” playing right along with awarding Golden Pandys for pandering to unsuspecting constituents during commentary, and trading infantile emails during Council meetings at which he was being paid by the taxpayers to pay attention, to Christopher Taylor: the go-to ethics guy who will craft an ethics policy for all to pay to play by.
I wrote in “Why Is Christo T. So Hot to Create A City Ethics Policy?” on October 20th: Has Council member Christopher Taylor demonstrated the ethical substance, style and leadership during his short year on Council sufficient to take the lead in creating an ethics policy for the Hieftje Eight to which he was named a full partner? The Hieftje Eight are the eight Council members outed by the Ann Arbor News in two separate feature articles last June and July for having the ethics of a pack of hyenas. Taylor was caught by the News playing right along with his Council buddies in their sad and possibly illegal little email games. He paid for it by waking up on a fine Sunday morning in June to see his picture on the front page of the newspaper under a headline that questioned the “appropriateness” of emails he sent during open Council meetings. He, along with Fourth Ward Council member Margie Teall, Third Ward Council member Leigh Greden and Fifth Ward Council member Carsten Hohnke were lambasted for their actions in a biting editorial cartoon.
On October 25th, I posted a Weekend Poll: “Can Council Craft An Ethics Policy For Themselves?”
Of the over 400 people who responded to the poll, 73 percent said, “You’re joking right? No way, José”
In November, I got an email tip from a citizen who’d spoken to Taylor about the ethics policy project, and the citizen was told by Taylor the intrepid Council member had no plans to include a citizen’s advisory committee in his Big Ethical Production Number. Too many ethicists will spoil the soup, alas. So, on November 25th I posted, “Sinatra, I Mean Taylor, Does the Ethics Policy His Way.” In that posting I wrote,
“If Christopher Taylor is serious about breaking the pattern of deception and disdain for the public good that runs through our current Council Majority (and he may well be), he will ask the Mayor to appoint an advisory committee that does not include Hieftje’s or Council members’ political donors, political cronies, ex-lovers, and/or blood relations. Council member Taylor will turn to the public, as well as religious leaders and academic experts on ethics in public policy and public service for guidance, input and help.
“If he doesn’t, he’ll have taken an opportunity for real change, put lipstick on it, and we’ll end up with a pig of a policy that won’t change anything. It will be enforced by the same Council Majority caught repeatedly in FOIAed emails during open meetings demonstrating the ethical depravity of Mao and his Gang.”
Three days later, on November 28th, Council member Taylor sent out an interesting email to his Third Ward constituents. It was a one-year review of himself, by himself, for his own political gain. To his credit, he sent it out and outlined what he believes are his most important accomplishments. My Council members have never thought to self-evaluate, or provide any such substantive information about their work. I give him high marks for his initiative. This email is much like the one he sent to Ward Three constituents concerning the Percent for Art Program eliciting feedback (albeit limited since Taylor’s email list is just a few hundred people out of the thousands who live and vote in Ward Three).
That being said, I must also point out that there are some very troubling issues with Taylor’s self-evaluation related to his inability to, well, tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
In the introduction Taylor writes, “Were ours a formal employment relationship, there would be an evaluation process whereby we would reflect upon this goal, discuss achievements, disappointments, and plan for the future. I would like to replicate that system somewhat here and hope that you find the following information useful when you review my performance during next year’s election.”
Were ours a formal employment relationship? Whom does Christopher Taylor thinks he answers to? His Higher Power? The relationship between an elected official and the electorate is a formal employment relationship. That tidy little monthly paycheck for the council work he outlined in his email comes from the taxpayers.
The “evaluation” email goes on to list Taylor’s “achievements” and “disappointments.” Among the “disappointments” is the Council email scandal. Taylor’s November 28th email makes it appear as though he was wrongly accused of participation, and subsequently apologized to and vindicated. His misleading characterization is a lesson in careful wording, twisted logic and deception. Taylor writes to his Third Ward constituents (whom he truly must believe are “dim lights”):
“As you may know, in a March (2009) meeting I paused for a moment between speakers to rib one of my colleagues via email. The Ann Arbor News printed this correspondence and stated that the jibe was an expression of disrespect to the Old West Side. This charge was false, and I demanded a retraction. The paper published an apology and admitted their error.”
A momentary lapse? Sound Gredenesque? Taylor sent dozens and dozens of emails back and forth during open meetings. Just like Taylor’s ex-Council colleague Leigh Greden, whom Ward Three voters tossed out on his ear thanks to the email scandal, Taylor minimizes his full, frequent, and free participation in the scandal. He also neglects to list among his “disappointments” the lawsuit filed this Fall against the city as result of Council members’ allegedly deliberative emails sent during open meetings, and revealed by FOIAs.
Under the “In Progress” heading in the email to his constituents, Christopher Taylor lists this project he’s working on:
CONFLICT OF INTEREST / ETHICS POLICY. The City Council does not have a formal Conflict of Interest / Ethics Policy. The presence of a reasonable, rigorous policy is a part of good government. In view of my legal training and my seat on the Council Rules Committee, I am working to develop such a policy and look forward to working with my colleagues and members of the public (A2Politico’s emphasis) to bring it to fruition.
He looks forward to working with his colleagues and the public when, exactly? When he’s good and ready? When the Messiah comes? Looking forward to working with the public is nice, warm and fuzzy. The wording makes you feel like Taylor will pick up the phone at any minute and check in with his peeps—the public. As much as warm, fuzzy and nice make everyone feel tingly all over, that Christopher Taylor “looks forward” to working with members of the public and his colleagues is nothing but political malarkey.
Furthermore, to recommend himself as the arbiter of ethics thanks to his standing as a lawyer is absurd. Christopher specializes in intellectual property law. If someone’s scamming you out of your book royalties, he’s the guy to see. As for being a member of the Council Rules Committee: that’s the Marcia Higgins-led group that did nothing for years while Council members broke every rule in the book of manners, netiquette, and, quite possible, the Open Meetings Act. I’d rather he not remind me he belongs to that 12-step group of the ethically challenged.
His November 28th email provides even more proof that Christopher Taylor is absolutely the last person who should put himself forward as the best person to craft an ethics policy for Ann Arbor City Council and Ann Arbor staff. His November 28th email with its smarmy rationalizations, careful semantics and outright deceptions are ample proof that he really does need to be held to a reasonable and rigorous ethics policy. He should stop, however, pretending he’s the best person to write one for his dear friends on City Council.
I’m looking forward to hearing that Christopher Taylor has asked the Mayor to appoint a Citizen’s Advisory Board on Creating an Ethics Policy. I’m also relying on Taylor to make sure the advisory board is not populated by the usual suspects who can be relied on to dutifully kiss ass, kiss the ruby rings of their Council dons, and tell the real public to kiss off until the public hearings.
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